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So I was 19 at the time and I had just come our of my first gay relationship that lasted about 1 year. There was this short girl we will call her ellie that I went to high school with for 6 years. We always got on well and i would class her as a close friend. But then we had a falling out.


This falling out started because her 27 year old uncle had reached out to me on Facebook. And she found out that we was chatting. She then told her whole family that I burned a church down. I never burnt a church down so I was annoyed with her.


So the uncle didn’t actually believe Ellie and me and the uncle organised a get together. So I bought some vodka, I went to his flat. It was about 20 minutes from where I lived. I dressed up well and smelt amazing because I knew what was about to happen.


He met me at the end of his road. Now let me tell you about the uncle he was about 6 foot high, stocky with some extra weight. Brown hair, lovely thick beard and he had a really nice dick. Not too big but not too small you know. We’ll anyway we went into his flat and I noticed straight away he was such a gentleman.


We sat down on the sofas in his living room and we got very drunk and then he decided to put on fifty shades of gray. I know what this ment. We was about to get dirty.


He tried to kiss me so I let him and we sat kissing for about 5 minutes while he touched my dick. He then took my trousers down and literally started sucking my dick. I was abit shocked the first but I found it really hot. The domination was definitely a turn on. So then after about 3 minutes I pushed him off me and I started sucking his dick then I said we need to go to the bedroom.


He went to the toilet and I went into his room and got completely naked. When the uncle came back in the room he was completely naked with a condom on. I told him to get here and fuck me really hard and to cut a long story short he fucked me in like 10 positions and for like an hour and a half. It was honestly some of the best sex iv had to date.

We then fell drunkenly asleep after he cum all over my ass. He had a lot of cum.


I sneaked out of his house while he was asleep in the morning because I had somewhere to be and then I went and told Ellie that me and her uncle fucked. I know it was cruel but she said a big lie and I thought she should know what we did. Laugh out loud.


This represents the young immature me. I don’t think I would be like that now but it was a good night and I’d definitely have gone back for seconds if it was on the table.

Let me know what you thought of this blog in the comments 😁
So I was 19 at the time and I had just come our of my first gay relationship that lasted about 1 year. There was this short girl we will call her ellie that I went to high school with for 6 years. We always got on well and i would class her as a close friend. But then we had a falling out.


This falling out started because her 27 year old uncle had reached out to me on Facebook. And she found out that we was chatting. She then told her whole family that I burned a church down. I never burnt a church down so I was annoyed with her.


So the uncle didn’t actually believe Ellie and me and the uncle organised a get together. So I bought some vodka, I went to his flat. It was about 20 minutes from where I lived. I dressed up well and smelt amazing because I knew what was about to happen.


He met me at the end of his road. Now let me tell you about the uncle he was about 6 foot high, stocky with some extra weight. Brown hair, lovely thick beard and he had a really nice dick. Not too big but not too small you know. We’ll anyway we went into his flat and I noticed straight away he was such a gentleman.


We sat down on the sofas in his living room and we got very drunk and then he decided to put on fifty shades of gray. I know what this ment. We was about to get dirty.


He tried to kiss me so I let him and we sat kissing for about 5 minutes while he touched my dick. He then took my trousers down and literally started sucking my dick. I was abit shocked the first but I found it really hot. The domination was definitely a turn on. So then after about 3 minutes I pushed him off me and I started sucking his dick then I said we need to go to the bedroom.


He went to the toilet and I went into his room and got completely naked. When the uncle came back in the room he was completely naked with a condom on. I told him to get here and fuck me really hard and to cut a long story short he fucked me in like 10 positions and for like an hour and a half. It was honestly some of the best sex iv had to date.

We then fell drunkenly asleep after he cum all over my ass. He had a lot of cum.


I sneaked out of his house while he was asleep in the morning because I had somewhere to be and then I went and told Ellie that me and her uncle fucked. I know it was cruel but she said a big lie and I thought she should know what we did. Laugh out loud.


This represents the young immature me. I don’t think I would be like that now but it was a good night and I’d definitely have gone back for seconds if it was on the table.

Let me know what you thought of this blog in the comments 😁